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queenofnohrEpisode 1-22
What is the Meaning of This!?
-Lecture Hall-
Sam: I’d like for both the Headmaster and some of you little devils from the Organization Committee to come with me……
Vil: Understood. Then, third-years with me.
It’s almost 10 am. General admission will start then. First and second-years should head to their respective stamp rally venues.
As I’ve reminded you all over and over again, please do not be rude to our guests.
Epel: Right! Please leave it to me.
Lilia: Anyway, what’s the problem?
Malleus: Being ordered around like this……
Vil: Since we’re members of the Organization Committee, it’s only natural for us to deal with any problems concerning this.
Cater: Yup. With an event as successful as this, we’d have to be prepared to handle one or two problems.
Crowley: No need to worry yourselves— I, as headmaster of this school, will calmly solve the problem.
Hahaha! Happy Halloween!!
-Main Street-
Crowley: W- What is the meaning of this!?
Trein: You there! Get off that apple tree this instant!
Man A: Okay, okay! I’ll come down as soon as I’m done.
Man B: We’re reaaaaally sorry~. He’s up there ‘cause he’s a super famous tree climbing master where we’re from!
......Well, that should be enough of a permit for us. Haha!
Vil: The Halloween guests are climbing an apple tree……
Malleus: Those standing below can’t seem to stop them.
Sam: This was the state we found them in.
Crowley: B- But why in the world would they want to climb the tree!?
Man B: It’s ‘cause right now my homie is taking a real aesthetic pic of the school! Look forward to it~ Fufu~!
Crowley: A picture?
Woman C: That’s right! I think it’d be super stylish to take a pic overlooking the Great Seven~!
Cater: I see. So it’s that sort of thing……
Crewel: The apple tree is the official tree of Night Raven College. You will cease treating it so roughly.
Vargas: It’s too reckless to climb a tree with such feeble brachial muscles and grip strength! You could fall at any moment!
Man A: Huh…… The mood got kinda really serious all of a sudden……
Crowd: ......
.............
That’s so like Night Raven College’s professors~~! Kyaa~~~~~!
*applause breaks out*
Trein: What……!? Why are they applauding?
Woman C: They’re soooooo considerate~! This is soooo amazing, I’m so touched. Maybe I’ll even, like, cry.
Man A: They’re worried about me and the apple tree!? Yo! I could learn from these teachers!
Man B: Right? They’re reallyyyy nice for teachers……
I’ll take a perfect pic of you guys and give y’all a perfect promo!
Trein, Crewel, Vargas: !?
Trein: Instead of that, how about you listen and get off the tree!
Man B: Oh, those words are totally gonna drive me to tears— It’s fine if I take a pic of you teachers to upload to MagiCam, right?
Snap!
Man B: “#NRCIsTheBest #ThanksToTheseKindTeachers #EvenApplesAreImportant♡ #BestHalloweenEVER” and posted!
Woman C: Teachers, you’re gonna get super popular~! Maybe you’ll even go viral!?
Oh, aren’t the people in costumes standing behind them also super aesthetic?
Man B: You’re totes right~! Maybe I can get all of them in the pic? I’ll post it, of course!
Snap!
*crowd getting rowdy*
Lilia: Everyone’s super tense. Even Trein, feared by delinquents everywhere, is recoiling from them.
Idia: These are…........................... the type of normies I absolutely never ever want to talk to me.
Trein: O- Our words aren’t getting through to them at all…… Are you aware that you’re causing trouble to others?
Never in my life have I seen such selfish people! A monster would be easier to talk to!
Cater: I see, so they’re “monsters,” huh? As expected of Professor Trein, who teaches liberal arts. It’s a good analogy!
But because these are people who only think about uploading fun pics to MagiCam……
They’re gonna make a hashtag like “#MagiCamMonster”.
Vil: Oh, that’s a pretty good hashtag, Cater.
Crewel: What is a “#MagiCamMonster”?
Far from mutts, all I see are hungry strays who can only think about the food in front of them.
I’ll teach them some manners.
